P-Body: He’s had a hard day.
ATLAS: WHY WON’T TONY STARK READ MY FANFICTIONS ABOUT HIM
If Wheatly found you guys, and GLaDOS created you, then doesn't that mean that Wheatly is your step-father?!?! (That would explain A LOT of things)
Anonymous*stare at each other*
ATLAS and P-Body: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GUYS! HOW KAWAII ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!
AnonymousP-Body: We have gone over your inquiry, and we have determined that we are not “kawaii.”
ATLAS: And neither are you.
i took a human test today, i thought it would be interesting to see how flawed it was. it was a personality test to see which one out of all of us the tester was most like... they said i was most like you, orange. YOU!.... these humans are stupid
P-Body: O-of course not, mother!
ATLAS: Neither of us are as perfect and powerful as you!
atlas. my friend slash coop buddy put a top hat on you while we were playing and said u were wheately with arms. what are your thoughts on this. i said that you would at LEAST need a monocle to go with the top hat. i mean, seriously now
AnonymousATLAS: Wheatley with arms?! I’LL LASER THAT FUCKER IN HIS BOLTS!!!
P-Body: And you’re right. He DOES need a monocle. Who do you think we are, riff raff?
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Ive been thinking. you guys were going through testing with the moron while i was still stuck in a potato. and you have been developing these disturbing and admit-ably annoying human like traits. what did he do with you while i was gone?
P-Body: …
ATLAS: We don’t wanna talk about it.
Questions 1-6
~1~
P-Body: There is no room for art in science.
ATLAS: Unless the art plays smooth jazz.
~2~
ATLAS & P-Body: Mom.
~3~
P-Body: I’d like to be curvy~
ATLAS: I’d love to be Tony Stark- I MEAN UM SCREW HUMANS! THEY SUCK!
P-Body: You love to screw humans? How dirty, brother~
ATLAS: AGH!
~4~
ATLAS: If they’re big enough, they’re great to sit in and listen to smooth jazz!
P-Body: My brother loves his smooth jazz…
ATLAS: It’s so smooth I’m falling out of my chair! Oh wait, it’s a beanbag chair.
P-Body: Dork.
~5 & 6~
ATLAS & P-Body: We can’t eat. Damn humans and your cake.
